Okay, forget the Naked Chef... unless he reads this book ;-)

Funny website, to be taken tongue-in-cheek!

Is she a Party Girl? Make her Very Happy Hour: Bar Food and Screaming Orgasms. Is she an Academic Girl who loves Hemingway? Pack up a picnic of Papa's Tapa's: A Moveable Feast. Is she a Gourmet Girl up on the latest trends in
cuisine? Serve her the Spanish Surrealist menu, There's No Taste LikeFoam.

And apparently one can be a very predictable hybrid....