Was not expecting to have minor surgery this afternoon, but it turns out the small bump underneath my eyelid could be removed with a small incision after applying local anesthesia. I got to wear an eye patch for two hours afterwards, and pretend to be a pirate! My mom was not amused. Now it just looks like I have the remnants of a tame black eye, but I can still pretend to be all hardcore.Avast, me hearties!
Even though the second Pirates movie was kind of dumb, pirates are still cool. Rock on with your eyepatch.
ReplyDeleteThe other day I walked out my front door and a guy was walking past with a parrot on his shoulder.
He might've been your first mate.