Pride and Twitterverse
My favorite excerpt:
DM to @LizzyB
In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire & love you.
[series of DMs between LizzyB and Darcy]
Can you deny that you made Bingley quit Twitter thus destroying my sister’s chance for happiness?
I cannot. I even deleted all her comments on his blog so he wouldn’t know she was reading. Marry me anyway?
And don’t even get me started on your offenses to poor Wickham.
Wickham? Oh yes, poor downtrodden Wickham. #eyeroll
Gah! You are so haughty!
And you are such a hotty.
Ugh. You are the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed upon to marry. okthksbai
[Msg to LizzyB from Twitter: Are you sure you want to block Darcy? BLOCK]
EMAIL FROM DARCY TO LIZZYB:
You have blocked me on Twitter which leaves me no other recourse than to email you an honest account of my dealings with Mr Wickham. In short, he is a pedi-perv who tried to bone my sister when she was but 15. He had hoped to marry her for her fortune, but I stopped him. So there.
[Msg fwd to JaneB from LizzyB]
@JaneB Oh shit. Have I ever made a mistake. Darcy = good. Wickham = bad.
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