Monday, November 27, 2006

Post-turkey vegging

Either the tryptophan has made me extra-happy and uncritical, or the post-Thanksgiving movie fest (to avoid the shopping frenzy) has been particularly good this year.

Technically the vegging started the night before the turkey was carved, with Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which both I and a friend hadn't seen in like ten years. And for good reason. This is the odd film out in the trilogy --Indiana Jones is at his best when he's fighting Nazis and protecting biblical relics, not
eating shock-value foods that have nothing to do with real Indian cuisine. Besides, IJ's love interest in Temple of Doom is a ninny. We had fun heckling. And I won't watch it again for another ten years or so.

Batman Begins was cool, despite Katie Holmes and (again) the vague "yellow peril" undercurrent. (Wooooo, Asia as the source of ancient, mysterious secrets that teach truthseekers how to master the mind and body.... It's been done and overdone. But the scene with the ninjas, where Batman outsmarts his mentor, was really cool.) And Batman has some sweet gadgets and gear. Good superhero movie overall.

Shanghai Knights was good, despite all the anachronisms. Normally anachronisms irritate me (a la Zorro), but this was all done in good fun. Everyone in this movie is portrayed ridiculously, from the evil duke in line for the throne to the London street urchin to the keeper of the seal of the Forbidden City. I saw Shanghai Noon a long time ago and remember I liked it, too. It was delightfully goofy. And Jackie Chan always has some creative fight sequences and funny bloopers.

The old classic White Christmas was good, as always. I could sing along to most of the songs, as well as happily ignore the man-as-knight-on-a-white horse idea. It's the holidays. I love holiday specials. And holiday music. And holiday commercials. And all that cheese.

3 comments:

Xtina said...

i have never seen white christmas or any really well known christmas movie: miracle of 34th street, whatever that one is with the angel getting its wings, national lampoon, a christmas story, none of those. but i LOVE jim carrey's grinch ("5:30, wallow in self loathing, 6:00 stare into the abyss, 6:30 dinner with myself -- i CAN'T cancel that again.") does that make me weird?

Torgo said...

Wait, wait, wait. You've never seen A Christmas Story or Nat'l Lampoon's Xmas but you've seen The Grinch?! Ok, I'd never sat through It's a Wonderful Life until a year or two ago, but how can you not have seen ANY of those movies?

And Indiana Jones 2 is completely the oddball of the three. It's just bad. For some inexplicable reason, I'm still psyched to see IJ4, whenever they finally finish making it.

Rainster said...

Xtina, you now know what your homework is for winter break: to watch cheesy holiday movies. Or read the "Yes Virginia There is a Santa Claus" essay. That's my absolute favorite.

And yeah, I'll probably see IJ4 if it ever comes out, even if I have to pretend Harrison Ford isn't almost 70....