Word of Wisdom Learned the Hard Way #549

Note to self: when one of your favorite songs starts to play at the gym and you're on the stationary bike, don't try to chair dance to it. Unbeknownst to you, there might be people behind you watching, and you might start to fall off the bike and have to catch yourself on the neighboring piece of machinery. Then you'll hear their loud gasps and know you looked really, really pathetic.