Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
"[w]hat was any art but ... a sheath, a mould in which to imprison for a moment the shining, elusive element which is life itself - life hurrying past us and running away, too strong to stop, too sweet to lose." - Willa Cather, Song of the Lark
Friday, April 20, 2007
End of the week, looking busy
This one's a couple years old, but it cracks me up every time I see it in the office kitchen.
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2 comments:
Hi Binah, I found your blog again - first, congratulations on your imminent move to the East Coast. More to the point, that's probably one of the funnier light-bulb-related paragraphs I've read :)
And congrats to you too on the new job!
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